Apparently there have been much commotion around my dislocated jaw. People from the North side of the Earth all the way down to the South has been gossiping about my poor lil jaw.

OK so I Googled "jaw dislocation" and from my 'research' I found that maybe my jaw wasn't dislocated at all. I am guessing it just "popped", which according to the websites is a fairly common thing just that maybe my joint snapped a little 'louder' than most people's jaw. or whatever.
I can still yawn and eat Big Mac so don't worry I am not disfigured yet.
Thank you very much for everybody's concern. I feel the love!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

love you too!